Conservatives really enjoy celebrating national holidays. It makes them feel all patriotic inside. So, they hop in their gas-guzzlers and cruise on down to the Walmart to buy a pile of fireworks made by children in China and shoot them off illegally while the law ignores them. I have no problem with fireworks, but if people are going to flaunt the law, then why have it? These same sleazy conservatives bitch and moan about "illegal immigrants," for example, "breaking the law," but then turn around and break the law en masse in states every year shooting off fireworks. I say deport them to Mexico.
Anyways, I was thinking... what would the Declaration of Independence look like if conservatives had written it? I think it would look something like this:
Happy Fourth of July! JMJ